Hello and welcome to my virtual pride and joy, my interweb house and home, and a database about me, Andrex. Find out more about me in the PERSON section. The navigation below is pretty intuitive, and the site layout is pretty simple, but I designed it that way, for I believe in an easier internet. Made completely with my HTML skills August 11th, transferred to Freewebs August 23rd from Geocities, and designed to work with all versions of all browsers. (I enjoy Opera myself.) This page is a log for any changes made to the site, just to keep you posted.
-Andrex; WEBLASTER

UPDATES

: Working on getting the Link Me and Real sections to work. Posted more stuff on Carol of the Bells, (Using the acronyms CotB or CB for it in the future).

: The webpage has officially moved to Freewebs! This means no ads or pop-ups, and I get to practice my HTML more often! Speaking of, this entire site is made from my coding skills. Very exciting for me. Ashley always bragged she made her website, (found in LINKS), from scratch. Now I can do the same. this update will be posted at the old Geocities site, which will still be maintained, for now. No page except this one works right now, I’ll work on that in the morning. Remember the meager four pages before? Not no more! This website boasts seven pages packed with info on me,(including this one), and a full-fledged button-link to Carol Of The Bells. Rollover pictures, are more consistent, and all but one info-bubble, (yellow boxes with text that appear when you scroll over a picture or button), have new texts for even more information. That’s all for now.

: The website’s comlete, Geocities is down permanently, and school’s tomorrow. Yeah, I’m that bored. But, hey, as long as you the reader benefit, eh?

: I’ve added two downloads to the GAMER section! They allow you to play REALLY EARLY versions of GLITCH: Beta, but go with version 0.0.1, it’s smaller and has alot more than 0.0.0. Only that sections updated, and to those of you looking forward to a new Blog post, you’ll have to wait till the weekend.

: I’m working feverishly to upgrade GLITCH Beta to 0.0.2, and the results are promising. I promise many more maps and sprites, plus maybe monsters if I can figure it out. See, there’s such a huge leap from 0.0.0 to 0.0.1 that I just want to continue it. Probably will be added in less than two weeks, but atleast I’m updating. Well, only changing this page and the GAMER page, maybe I’ll work on uploading my christian-fictions on here. Maybe later.

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: OK, so I wasn’t able to update any other pages besides this one last night. I am tweaking this page again, though. I WILL update the LINKS section and any other that requires it. I will probably get rid of INVENTOR and replace it with a NEWS ACRCHIVE section so this page doesn’t get too filled.

: Happy December! OK, I’m gonna work over the weekend to present a special treat-for-your eyes update for the site, Holiday style! After Christmas, I’ll get the site back to normal. Oh, forgot why I was updating. I’m updating the PRESIDENT page to include Shoner Technologies latest work, “Project FreeHalo”. No, It won’t get you HALO 2 for free or anything. Just go there.

: Happy New Year! Woot! If I have school tomorrow, (big storm supposedly coming), I’m gonna be so sleepy. I’d only get, what now? Five ours of sleep? Ah, well. I’m updating almost every page, mainly because on December 31st, I decided to change my company’s name from Shoner Technologies to simply Clock Work. My new laptop, (X-mas gift), has the logo on the desktop. It’s so cool! I opened a Freewebs Clock Work page, which I’ll update soon, which is getting a link in LINKS. Also getting into LINKS is Download The Patch, another blogger site made by me, but it reviews free obscure programs, like LiveSwif. I’m updating the INVENTOR page, because I don’t have the driveto make or upload new buttons for the new archive page yet. I also update this page, changing the site descritpion above to fit into proper English grammar.I think that’s it… Oh, and sorry for not having the Christmas theme, although I will have one next year, and possibly other holiday-themed layouts if I’m not too busy.

: Hello loyal fanbase! I am updating the LINKS section to include three really neat sites I’ve found, Ctrl+Alt+Delete comics, The Toonami Inner Circle Aliance, and the Toonami Digital Arsenal! Yes, I’ve been reminiscing today, getting the old Toonami videos and just thinking ab out how great Toonami was back then… Especially during the Intruder saga. Things were so great back then. Don’t get me wrong, I love that Toonami’s become a four-hour Saturday block and I really like it’s new “red-and-white” feel, but there was a time in-between when it was really bad. It’s really getting back up there, but the only thing that would make me really love the new Toonami is another Intruder-like event. With voting, and the special effects, and the story-line! Last time they did an event, they did it in comic book form? Online?! I didn’t even finish reading it. Oh, and there seems to be some trouble on this server. There’s been a small amount of malicious activity on our third backup-server, but it has been contained. I’m in the process of upgrading security, and there shouldn’t be any other things slipping through anytime soon. *

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! No school tomorrow! Which is another good thing because it’s 11:30 PM right now and… I DID IT! THE FIRST MAJOR UPGRADE TO THIS SITE SINCE NOVEMBER EIGHTH! That’s right, by the time you read this, the ARCHIVE section will be fully operational! Look, this page is already looking better. Oh, yeah! I also upgraded Carol Of The Bells look earlier tonight and it looks SWEET. Visit it for a vacation of the eyes! Yet more exciting news(!): With the new scanner my family got, I might be drawing a webcomic strip about… ANDREX. That’s right, Andrex isn’t just my alter ego, (although he was for a while), he is an actual fictional person with his own bakground and storylines. I’ve always had a story or two goin’ on in my head with him, now I’ll be able to solidify them. And another piece of news: There have been several attempts to break into our servers, but they’ve all been diverted due to our increased security! Sounds like a pretty good day, huh? ALTER EGO : The Twin-Tailed Fox, coming soon. (Probably Q3 of this year)*

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: Wow, the ARCHIVES Q1 2006 page is going to be a full-one! Oh, right, onto the reason for the updating. *Eh-hem* I’m thinking of replacing my GAMER page with a multimedia page with downloadable music, (public domain), music videos, games, (with updates on those games of course), and other content I deem cool enough to be on this site! I should get a poll box or something… Now, you’re probably wondering, “WHY IS THERE A BANNER AS ON THE BEST PAGE IN MY BOOKMARKS?!”, right? Well, I am a really big fan of the Teen Titans, and since they’re cancelled and all, I thought I might push them back onto the air! From what I understand, the writers and animators and people are willing to work on a few more seasons, and there seems to be a big-enough fan base. This is the first “Save this show!” campaign I’ve been apart of, and I really want to DO my part. The only pages that have this banner are this one, and the LINKS page, with an additional text link. Speaking of LINKS, three more of my favorite sites are getting in: Mininova.org, The World’s Finest – Teen Titans, and Photobucket.com. Mininova HAS EXPLODED onto the torrent community, gaining more than a million users since they opened exactly a year ago, and I trust Photobucket for all my picture-hosting needs. TWF – TT has excellent reviews and ALOT, (Parden me, English teacher for using the word), or multimedia content. *Lightbulb* That’s what I can call the new page, MEDIA. Oh that’s great! Oh, and if you haven’t seen the final Teen Titans episode yet, then DON’T highlight the next few sentences. WHY IS TERRA BACK?! HOW THE _ _ _ _ DID SHE GET BACK?! WHY DOESN’T SHE REMEMBER ANYTHING?! WHY DID THEY END THE SERIES LIKE THIS?! ZI’LL MAKE THEM ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS, TEEN TITANS FANS, I PROMISE!
SAVE THE TEEN TITANS!

: Surprise, another update. Another surprise, I’ve created the ~Forums Of Andrex~! These forums are currently in BETA 1 and so a link to it will be found nowhere else on this site until it’s atleast out of beta. I’m updating the GAMER page to show that all currently developed games have been scrapped. However, a triumphant hand had risen out of the ash: GLITCH: MiNiM. Also, a weird music game is also in development. I’ve also nailed down the basic plot and characters of Twin-Tailed Fox. Oh and it appears the server attacks are decreasing in numbers and strength.*

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: For a while there, I couldn’t edit my site! Which is why I backed everything up on my hard drive, but still, I thought the security updates would have worked… Anyways, I forgot to mention that a little more than a month ago I opened a ~TEMPLE OF ANDREX~ MySpace account, except that I have not updated it in some time and will probably never update it. A few days ago, however, I opened a ~TEMPLE OF ANDREX~ TagWorld account, and I REALLY like it, because now I can upload videos, and the interface is much more streamlined. The Legend of Zelda E3 2004 video is playing because, as I aptly named it, the Twilight Approaches.*

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: I am here to say that the TagWorld Temple, (hereby the Right Wing) is finally finished! It is in place incase the server attacks finally manage to slip through and disable this site. Also, it hosts my favorite videos, animations, and music. The ~FORUMS OF ANDREX~, (as it is now going to be called for continuity reasons), is in Beta 2. Other than the slight name-change, the site is no different. This is because it has proven to be a stable, yet independent, extention of this site. Which means that if this site goes down, which I hope it doesn’t, the Forums will still be running, so I can contact all those who might want to visit this site. I have one more thing to add : Here is a map of how my entire personal website.

Bigger rooms means more importance.

Here is the order in which the wings were assembled: 1. Left Wing; 2. Right Shack; 3. Back Wing; 4. Right Wing. The Right Shack was connected to the Right Wing since it was built before the Right Wing. I hope you enoyed this pic, it took me a total of 50 seconds.*

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: Ta-dum! Here’s what’s happening: Glitch is on hold, as well as Project Beat. I’ve added two more games, go to the GAMER page for more info. I’ve updated bothe CotB and the TagWorld page, I’m thinking of adding a Pictures and Links page to it. Twin-Tailed Fox is kinda being procrastinated on, and I’m trying desparately to hone my drawing and Flash skills to produce a 6+ long minute music video about the battle of Hell’s Gate from Heaven’s Hope, (which, coincidentily, hasn’t happened yet, and won’t for a long, long time). I’ve sent an application to DS Update to become a review/preview writer for games. Oh, and I’m putting adding a MEDIA page off for atleast a week. There, all done.
PS – Lost last Wednesday, (”Maternity Leave”), was probably the best this season.
PPS – This page has been slightly updated, switching the description above to completely 1st-person.

: HOLY COW. Tonight, the ~TEMPLE OF ANDREX~ will go through it’s biggest change ever. Updated PERSON info. Revamped ARCHIVES. Two new pages. The addition of Pictures, Music, and Videos. When I envisioned this website last August, I honestly had no hopes for it. Just a backdrop to refer people to in order for them to understand me. Basically, an archive without changes, updates, or additions. Then I saw others. Others like this page. And I knew I had to build apon their mistakes, create from their failures, make the best page I possibly could. Something people would enjoy coming to, not an arbitrary referral. That is what the Temple has become. The epitamy of my work. As of this posting, the Temple Of Andrex has six built-in pages, four wings, and one connected page. The fledgling Geocities site from August has grown into a supersite with a total of eleven connected pages. If you want to make something like this, let me tell you, it’s very easy. The only thing this website is, is pictures and text. Writen and updated in a text editor. I’m adding a section to LINKS that allows you to link to me. Let us connect and complete.

: I’ve checked, and including this site, TagWorld, MySpace, CotB, Fictionpress, and Forums there are now a total of eighteen pages, with more on the way! I’m adding some pictures and music, maybe a video if you’re lucky. And here’s how things were changed last night : My PERSON page was updated to fit in, with some grammar changes made, plus the exclusion of very personal information. The ARCHIVES pages were made to be in chronological order, basically the reverse of the posts on this page, for easier reading. MEDIA and MEMBER pages were added, of course, requiring an update to the controls below on each page. I think that might be it. Oh, the Link To Me Banner will be up shortly, and the ~FORUMS OF ANDREX~ are now out of Beta.

: I should have the Link To Me banner ready by weeks’ end, but if you know me, you know that if I set a date, I usually end up extending it so much that it becomes virtually irrelevant. Oh, for the update. I addad the nifty Copyright 2005 Me Hosted at Freewebs.com doohicky to the bottom of the Videos subsection of MEDIA earlier today. I also made the PERSON page easier to read, and I plan on adding “-2006″ to the doohicky below, bringing it into the new year. Now, people may be wondering, “Why are the buttons below named so crazily?” Well, it’s because originally, it was implied that “Andrex the …” would be added before the button’s name, thus, “Andrex the PERSON”, “Andrex the MEMBER”, or “Andrex the PRESIDENT”, since this webpage is, well, about me. The more you know!

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: That’s right, two updates in one day. I’m just adding three or four more pictures, and I’m updating CotB. The Entity has uploaded bot after bot, and these are continually draining bandwith. I don’t know what else I can do. The tracing failed; it located the Entity in twenty-three different parts of the world. Although it blocked them all, the Entity must browse anonymously or have an encrypted connection or something. A firewall might do the trick. I’ll contact Freewebs and see what they can do. We’ve dealt with this by ourselves long enough, it’s time to send in the calvary. *

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: Alright, there really is a problem now. The ARCHIVES, PERSON, and PRESIDENT pages have all been taken off line, (although the actual archives are still accessible if you know the link), due to this Entity. Freewebs isn’t returning my Emails, and the Forums and TagWorld pages are now under attack. But onto business, I suppose. I’ve edited my earlier post, (something I like to refrain from doing. If you’ve noticed, I don’t fix spelling, grammar, or embaressing errors in my previous posts, even though I do know they’re there), so that it’s easier to read. I might link to some new pictures, and maybe a video. Who knows. I’m losing faith in the Temple, that’s all there is to it. *

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: ~TEMPLE OF ANDREX~ is on it’s last leg now. The MEMBER, ARCHIVES, Photos, Videos, Forums and TagWorld pages have all been I’ve been taken offline. That leaves only this page, LINKS, Music, Games, Media, and Carol Of The Bells standing. I’ve having difficulty logging, so there may be no more updates, ever. Looks like the Temple has been demolished. *

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: If the Temple was on it’s last leg before, it’s flat on it’s back now. Every single page with “Temple” and “Andrex” in it’s title have been taken offline. Even the pictures below don’t work. Farewell all, ToA is no more.*

*In this segment of the year, an “Entity” attacks the Temple. Any events conerning it are completely fake and were a setup for the 2006 April Fool’s joke!

: Happy April Fools Day! Correct! The entire Entity event was fabricated specifically for this April Fool’s day! I plan ahead, as you can see. But enough with that! As you can clearly see, the site has undergone substantial changes! I’ve added a COLUMNS page and reinstated the GAMER page too! The GAMER page now hosts all my online gaming information, specifically Mario Kart DS and Metroid Prime Hunters. The COLUMNS page is where you can find Editorials, Reviews, and other opinionated texts written by me. The navigation below has been changed to incorperate the two new pages, namely CLEAR has been made first. Plus, I’ve made an addition to MEDIA, Programs! Soon, you’ll be able to download various free programs that I use and find useful! Oh yeah, the 2006 Q1 ARCHIVES page has been unlocked, meaning you can view the Entity evolve from a faceless hacker to a full-blown internet terrorist in chronological order. I’ve also updated the PERSON page to be more clean-cut and fit in with the site’s new overrall aesthetic, and it has my avatar too! (Warning, it might induce seizures.) Finally, the rollover pics are still in a distinct pattern- Clear // Black Red // Red // Red Black // Red Blue // Blue Red // Black Blue // Blue // Blue Black // Clear. What does this mean? That there are five buttons in each row, ten total! This is a huge milestone! There’s only one problem; what happens if I need to make one more button? I’m out of color schemes!
PS – The April Fool’s Joke can now be found here. A column detailing it with tips on making your own joke will be up soon!
PPS – Who knows if I’ve already started next year’s April Fool’s joke? Maybe it’s embedded somewhere, new, perhaps?

: Today’s earlier posting was made a few minutes after midnight, so I though I’d make a second entry instead of altering that one. Anyways, I’ve added the April Fools Joke 2006 sites to the “Specials” section under COLUMNS. Also, I added two more pictures, the Andrex Complex, my Maple Story avatar, a funny Lost picture I made, a Heaven’s Hope Luke sketch, some funny Nintendo > Sony doodles, and once again, the April Fools Joke v1. Why are there two April Fool joke sites? Well the first one was a picture made from a screenshot, the second was made in HTML to make it more believable. I’m redoing LINKS to make it fit in with the rest of the site, I’m going to add a program to Programs, and I might add content to GAMER. (I forgot to mention earlier that I also added “1UP.com Shoner Page” to MEMBER.)

: I added an editorial to COLUMNS, concerning the growing classes in Metroid Prime Hunters. I also edited that page, and plan on posting a list of recorded people I’ve demolished in MPH, (complete with if it was a flawless victory, or if the opponent in question dropped out because I was ranking on him/her so bad), in the GAMER section soon.

: I’ve had a great deal of success working with the Gamemaker client in the field of side-scrolling platformers, and with my renewed interest in Super Mario World, have decided to pursue a direct sequel. THis, however, won’t be just me. I’m willing to make this project a World Wide Video Game Collaboration, meaning anyone can grab the source and work on it. Email me if you want what I’ve done so far and instructions on what exactly you should do at my new Email, (I’m so proud) : EmailOfAndrex@gmail.com . I’m updating the Gaming page as such, and I’ve uploaded a picture of the game’s world map. It’s a start.

: Right then, I didn’t quite get to finish updating the Games page, but I did tonight. I’m also adding a link to the SMW3 Project Collaboration site there, and possibly in Links. I’ve been experimenting with the Side-scroller engine made for Game Maker, and I’m having huge successes. What I need to do next is make the first level actually playable, spread it around, and provide a link to the collab. site. I’ll get right on it.

: Nintendo was amazing! In honor of this legendary event that is E3, I’ve uploaded the footage for Super Mario Galaxy, plus the “Classic Wii Controller”, “PS3 Lies”, and “Sony Thieves” pictures. And as I’ve posted on Carol Of The Bells, I’ve halted all projects, from the videogames to Heaven’s Hope. I’m even scaling back how much I update this site. I am increasing posting capacity on CotB, which has been updated nearly every day since the end of April. The only thing I’m revising tonight is LINKS, which has a glitch right now which hides some of the links and screws up others. That’s all for tonight, happy Wiiday everyone!

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: Glitch 0.02 is here! Finally, right? I know I promised a lot of bunk in one of my previous posts, however Glitch has gone through a great deal of changes since 0.0.1, including different engines, tile sets, sprites, and even implementations. I switched it from Game Maker to Visual Basic for a little bit, but then switched it back too game maker. Everything in 0.02 is mine, minus the tiles. No music because I find it annoying when I’m constantly debugging it. Next version will have at least five rooms, maybe a cut scene, and maybe a monster or two. I have an idea for a battle system and how to implement it, it just will be difficult. And while I’m over in Games updating junk, I think I’ll reformat it to fit in with the site. I’m also adding a sentence to the description above and changing my browser of choice to Opera. No I’m not some biased Nintendo fanboy, (well actually…), Firefox is just screwing with me. I have no desire to fix it, although since I can only edit this site in Firefox, that may change.

: Glitch 0.03 is on the way, fixing some problems with following the character around. What I’m doing right now is uploading the first complete column, the other two were rushed out when I created the page. I’m also adding Digg.com to LINKS and, da-dum, a button to link to me with. Two buttons, actually. Head over to LINKS to see them. I’m also adding my Digg profile link to MEMBERS, and I might tweak some other stuff.

: Hapy Independence Day! I’m uploading some really funny anti-Sony pictures, fixing a spelling error above, changing “sometime in July” above to “sometime in August” because it seems more probable, and later I’m going to upload my friend code for all my games. But here’s the real motive for updating today: Temple of Andrex is going to get a facelift! The entire website, except maybe the archived pages. When? I’m aiming for August 23rd, because that would be the one year anniversary of this website on Freewebs! I thank Freewebs greatly for their generous bandwith and file size limits, and also because they reqcquire absolutely no form of forced advertising. I do provide a link to them below, and on each and every page (minus the columns because those are .TXT files), unlike my former host, Geocities. Why am I updating? Well for one, the interior code of this site is very sloppy, I started just when I learned the basics of HTML. This go around, everything will be streamlined from the start and I can apply some newly learned coding styles. I’m still finalizing what it will look like, but expect a much darker ToA, one that won’t strain you eyes. I also want to compete a little with my sister’s site, (let’s face it, my blog already beats her’s hands down), because her site is much more pleasing to look at. This means I will strive to make the site more “ergonomic” on your eyes, and you know what that means. The font on the banner above and the buttons below has gotta go. Don’t worry, though, I will still use a cool, (yet easy to read), font. Lastly, although I plan an August 23rd launch, it seems it might be finished by then, but don’t get your hopes up.

: According to my calendar, it’s July. As in the third quarter of 2006. As in I totally forgot to clear this page and add Q2 2006 to ARCHIVES. Well, that’s what I’m doing today. I have almost finalized iI’s look, and it looks really, really sweet. I have at least two new features that I’m keeping under wraps until it’s released. (Read the post below to find out what iI is.) Wow, I can’t believe it’s Q3 already! It was Q3 2005 when this website was first created, and it appears to have weathered just fine. One thing that really makes this site so frequently updated, with content added each time, is because it’s a very easy codebase to develop on. I hope I don’t lose that with iI, although I don’t see how I will. Guess we’ll just have to find out.

: Man, the only thing going through my head this entire week has been Glitch. It shows, too. Go to MEDIA and click on Games, and you’ll find the tremendous triumphs I’ve made with v0.03. Not only are the two rooms much bigger, (doesn’t effect view size), but I’ve added a battle system! Clicking on a monster should make it glow blue, then clicking “F” will turn it’s outline yellow, hurting it. Currently there is only one monster, and yes I do know that sometimes there are glitches with the system in the dungeon only, but it’s a vast improvement. I can use this upgraded game engine to complete Glitch, which shouldn’t take more than 5 months. Expect it to be very small, and don’t expect many people on at one time. It will still remain free, but I’m liking the idea of a “money shop”, (when you pay real money for in-game items and such.) When Glitch becomes presentable (20 monsters, inventory system, health+experience system, full online capabilities and storage), I’m planning to present it to the denizens of the OnRPG game development forum. That shouldn’t take more than 2 months. There, it will gain a few experts of the trade for sprites, sound, and level design. Sure, I can make this game all by myself, but that would take a year or more. I wanted to have a pretty good demo for the presentation so that I won’t appear like a n00b, (there are a huge group of such people that ask to make a “free MMO like WoW based on some other game” which will not only take years and thousands of dollars, but also be copyright infringing. Like a “Naruto MMO” or, (even though I dearly want it), a “Dot Hack MMO like teh show”. iI is on the back burner, shouldn’t take too long and the release date is still a long way off. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I’m adding a cool picture, “Miyamoto Believes”, as a homage to the man that’s brought us the best videogames in the world. I’m very happy with the way it came out, go to MEDIA: Pictures to check it out.

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